We crave so hard. Our bodies hit the afternoon backwaters and our attention wavers and, oh my God, we need Cheetos. We want Cheetos. We definitely don’t need them. But maybe because we’re tired or maybe because we’re dehydrated or… Continue Reading
The Amazing, True Story of Dieting Success on the Mexican Riviera I spent a long weekend this summer at a resort on the Gulf Coast of Mexico just outside Cancun. It was an all-inclusive kind of thing, which I fundamentally… Continue Reading
Cocktails that are (mostly) easy, delicious, and refreshing. It’s August and I’m hot. I’m gonna burst into flames because global warming hates me, and I don’t know if I mentioned this, but it’s hot. I need a drink. I need… Continue Reading
The scariest question you can ask yourself is not “Why do I exist?” or “What am I supposed to do with my life?” It’s “Do I smell?” You do, by the way. You smell terrible. You smell like a ham… Continue Reading
You’re at an amazing restaurant outside of Chicago. They divide their menu between sushi and Japanese robata grill dishes. Their Sake list is incredible. Their dishes have won awards. They have pork belly and crispy fried squid and imaginative tempura… Continue Reading
I need to paint you a picture before we get into this thing here: I am not a small man. Nor am I particularly healthy. I am beer-centric. I cook with butter. A lot of butter. Like, Paula Deen called… Continue Reading